- "You dirty bitch, I've just been licking my bollocks."
- — Keith
Keith was a dog that belonged to Kelly. He is seen in Episode 1 (Series 1), in which he licks Kelly's face. However, Kelly can read his thoughts, which are rather rude. Once Lee enters the room, Keith leaves.
After the first episode and, consequently, Lee's and Kelly's break-up, Keith is not seen again. Whether this means he was in fact Lee's dog or Kelly gave him away is unknown.